"Remember, Peaches, if anybody asks, you're my grandmother."

"Hello? Nine-one-one? Come quick! I asked my wife if she wanted help with the laundry and she fainted dead-away."

"I found the howling noise - your cat was under the seat. That'll be $3500.00."

"I hate to have to disturb you, but..."

"I tend to sweat the small stuff."

"Good choice on the hat. It really brings out your eyes."

"Let me guess... Your mother picked out the piñata."

"The neighbors have two flamingos."